Day 3 and 4: This diet is much harder on the weekends. This city is stupid...– this article on Gwyneth Paltrow’s new cookbook is far more entertaining than you imagine it will be. (via birdlord)
amajor7: If none of the grads in my class vote for “Road to Nowhere” by Talking Heads as our grad song this year I’m just going to fail and try again next year. Graduation is a time for self-delusion not harsh realities, no matter how well sung.
alexis-cool: i’m glad i haven’t been to summer camp in years because i bet people started saying “so, yeah.” when they finish telling a ghost story in like 2008
nuditea: 11/05/13 iv. i am still ruled by compulsions of odds. as i near the end of my first round, i know that if i keep going, i have to complete a circuit of three. the uncorked wine in my living room pops into my mind, a fully-formed landscape of comfort and warmth, and i compel my ipod to make the decision for me: if the next song that comes up on shuffle is appropriate for stalking the...